(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Who wants to talk first today?
Put your hands up in the air!
DJ Mix time!
Hello, teacher.
I mix everything. I'm DJ Mix Sejin.
Alright, Mix Sejin.
I prepared some healthy tea for you, teacher.
Thanks.
I added some Siber-seal.
What? Siber-seal?
I mixed Siberian ginseng and Solomon's seal!
You startled me.
- It's good for you. / - Alright.
Teacher, I baked bread at home
and it was delicious.
I made bread with cinnamon and raisins.
- It was delicious. / - Really?
So I mixed those three things!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Cinnamon, raisins, bread...
Cinnamon, raisins, bread!
Ci-rai-bread.
Teacher, ci-rai-bread.
Everyone!
Ci-rai-bread!
How exciting.
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
My skin has gotten worse.
So I only want to eat things that are good for the skin.
I eat avocado,
grapes and collagen.
So I mixed those three things!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Avocado, grapes, collagen...
Avocado, grapes, collagen!
A-gra-gen!
For your skin... A-gra-gen!
Everyone!
A-gra-gen!
Shoryuken, tatsumaki senpukyaku...
This has been DJ Mix Sejin!
Alright, good job, Mix Sejin!
Who wants to talk next?
Hello, teacher!
Hello. I run the mart nearby. I'm Mr. Toto.
What brings you here, Mr. Toto?
Who made this?
What's wrong with shrimp chips?
I keep eating them!
I bought these to feed the seagulls at first.
Eat.
I ate it!
One at a time isn't enough.
I'll eat a handful at a time.
What is it?
It's really good?
It scraped the roof of my mouth, but it's still delicious!
I'll just eat one more bag and stop.
Just one more bag.
This is the one bag!
I ate so much that I'm sick of it now!
But they have spicy flavor!
He keeps eating it.
♪ My hands keep going for shrimp chips ♪
My hand moved!
Who made this?
Go sit down.
I'll be back next time.
Alright, Mr. Toto.
Who wants to talk next?
Who's going to be responsible for this?
Compensate! Compensate!
Compensate me for my life!
Excuse me... Who are you?
Hello.
I want compensation from our nation,
I'm Jeong Jinha.
Who's going to take responsibility?
Were you wronged in some way?
- Mr. Kim. / - Yes?
- Hear me out. / - Okay.
A wild boar ruined the fields
in the entire neighborhood.
Only my potato field is left.
Oh, no.
But the wild boar was caught by the fire department.
Who's going to take responsibility?
Isn't that a good thing?
I set 800 traps thinking that
the boar would come to my potato field.
Who's going to take responsibility?
At least they'd keep the other animals out.
I can't even get in!
The people all make fun of me!
"That's not a field, that's a trap field."
I own a potato field,
but I buy my potatoes from the super markets now!
Who's going to take responsibility?
At least they got rid of the boar.
What are you talking about?
My emergency stash is buried in that field too.
If I go and try to find it,
the traps go off.
I'm so scared that I can't do a thing.
The nation should compensate me for my stash!
Or release the boar!
Alright, you can go now.
I'll just sit here for a bit.
Why?
They'll come get me if I leave now.
Go sit over there.
- Good job. / - Sit over there.
Who wants to talk next?
Teacher!
♪ Yamsaeng, Yamsaeng ♪
♪ I'm Yamsaeng, Yamsaeng ♪
Hello, teacher.
I'm the mild-mannered model student, Yamsaeng!
Geez, you're so noisy. Would you be quiet?
Zip.
Why did you come out?
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
Someone was late to school yesterday.
What?
Who was it?
Me.
What?
You were late?
Why were you late?
I hurt my leg yesterday.
From doing what?
Yesterday...
Oh, you hurt yourself from taekwondo?
No, in a chicken fight.
- What are you doing? / - Teacher.
Are you playing games with me?
I'm not right in the head.
I'll do squatted jumps to get my head on straight.
Alright, do that and reflect.
Yes, teacher.
Let me get my head on straight...
1, 2, 3, 1. I'm done.
Hey, hey!
You only did one! Do five at least.
- Alright. / - Good.
I need to get my head on straight.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. All done.
Hey, hey!
Get back here.
Why you...
Do you want a beating?
Can you blow on it first?
What?
Quiet, you!
Zip!
Geez...
What's with you these days, Yamsaeng?
Your grades keep dropping. What's wrong?
Teacher...
I want to do well too,
but there are so many questions I don't know.
Like what?
For this math question...
I don't know the limiting value of this function.
Yamsaeng.
How can you not know? This is so easy!
I want to tell you the answer,
but I want to see you figure it out on your own.
As for me...
Rather than give you a fish,
I want to teach you how to catch fish.
- Teacher. / - Yes.
Just admit it if you don't know.
What does fish have to do with functions?
Go sit down, you brat!
This has been Yamsaeng!
Alright, Yamsaeng. Good job.
Next is CD!
♪ Please just... Even though ♪
♪ The moment I... ♪
♪ I'll give... Everything ♪
It's fine.
I'm going to fill-in for G-Dragon's absence.
I'm C-Dragon or CD.
How are you going to fill-in for G-Dragon?
What are you doing?
This is totally swag.
I'm going to open a hardware store.
I'll totally have swag at the hardware store.
What will you do at the hardware store?
My hardware store will have everything.
First... Swag-saws.
And shower hose-swag.
And swag-hammers. Thump, thump, thump, thump.
Is that the sound of the hammer? Nope.
That's the sound of my heart.
What are you doing?
And I'm going to shoot
a commercial with this sickle.
What kind of commercial?
No, I won't show you.
I'm so shy, it's a sickle-ness.
What? People use grass cutters these days?
♪ A sickle is good enough too ♪
If you want to weed a grave, follow, follow me.
What are you doing?
And while G-Dragon is in the army, I'll make it a trend.
I'll totally make it a trend.
Make what a trend?
First, these funnels will become my horns.
These ventilation pipes...
Will become my iron arms.
And lastly, this cutter...
Will become my trademark.
Don't I look like Robot Taekwon V?
This will totally become a trend.
- Are you all ready? / - Yeah!
Let's start the performance.
♪ Taekwon V, baby ♪
♪ Fantastic robot ♪
Alright, go sit down.
Alright, I'll go sit down now.
I'll totally miss you all.
Alright, good job, CD.
Next is the proud Korean! Kim Seongwon!
Hello.
I love Hangeul and I'll never speak English.
I'm a proud Korean. I'm Kim Seongwon.
- You'd better not speak English today. / - Alright.
Today, I'll talk about the items...
- You stick to your cell phone. / - Alright.
- There's this cell phone stand. / - Right.
- Many people use this. / - Right.
- There are cell phone straps. / - Sure.
And this shell that
wraps around your cell phone.
This phone wrap.
What?
Hold on. What is this?
A phone wrap.
Why is this called a phone wrap?
It wraps around your phone.
A phone wrap.
Do you want to be slapped?
You've never heard of this?
There's a different name for this.
Say it.
- No. / - Don't.
- You know the name. / - Don't.
- Don't say it. / - You know this.
- Don't speak English! / - Say it!
- No! / - Don't!
Case!
C-A-S-E! Case!
Crystal clear hard plastic case.
Shock absorbing anti-scratch premium case.
Case salt.
The group, Sechs-Case.
- What the... / - What is he doing?
People...
Am I better looking than Won Bin?
What are you talking about?
Case-nonsense.
Until everyone in the world
loves Gag Concert and Hangeul...
Bye-bye!
(Pigeon Magic Troupe)
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
Hello.
I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before my amazing trick...
I'll show you a simple trick
where I make someone levitate.
I'll show you a levitation trick.
Magician Lee Seongdong will help me out.
Magician Lee Seongdong, are you ready?
Yes, boss.
I'll hypnotize him now.
You're getting sleepy, very sleepy...
You're getting sleepy...
Abracadabra.
Now I'll make him levitate.
Levitate, levitate...
Abracadabra!
He's levitating.
Now he'll pass through this hula hoop.
Here it comes.
Watch your feet.
Now your back...
That's it.
He passed through.
Oh, come on!
What was that?
I think you used mannequin legs...
Right?
Mannequin legs...
Look at that...
You, chatty guy with all the questions.
Let's bring you up on stage.
Don't be nervous.
- Don't be nervous. / - I'm not.
This is Gag Concert.
Now I'll make this audience member
float in the air.
Let me hypnotize him first.
Abra, abra, abra...
Cadabra.
What was that?
I'm not hypnotized.
Abra, abra, abracadabra.
Oh, I'm hypnotized.
He's been hypnotized.
Now I'll make him float.
Abra, abra...
Levitate... Abracadabra!
He's floating in the air.
Straighten your legs.
It's coming up.
Watch your head.
Step through.
I made him levitate. Applause!
Our next trick...
Is the highlight of our show.
We'll stretch out a person's body
like it's rubber for this trick.
Who here is short?
How tall are you?
Okay, okay. That's still pretty tall.
Hold on.
You're pretty tall.
How about you? Come on up.
Miss...
You look like a student. Come on up.
How tall are you?
165cm.
165cm?
I'm not that nice of a person.
How tall are you? Just tell me.
So she's 158cm...
We'll put her in the box now.
Go inside.
Close the door.
Miss?
The hole.
Put your head through there.
Close the door.
Let's see her arms.
Put your hands through the holes.
Now stick your feet through the holes.
This is a funny pose.
- Miss. / - Yes?
We'll stretch your arms out.
1, 2, 3.
Just endure it.
Now we'll stretch her legs out.
Abracadabra!
Now we'll make you taller.
Abra...
Just hang in there. Abra...
Cadabra!
Now that she's all stretched out,
we'll bring her out of the box.
Put your hands back in.
And your feet.
Now your head.
You have a small head. There you go.
It's in.
Now I'll bring this down.
She was 158cm tall.
Let's see how she changed.
Let's open the door now.
Abra, abra...
Abracadabra!
Come on out.
She plays for the Hanwha Bank basketball team.
She's 185cm tall. Basketball player Lee Haeun.
Give her a big hand!
(Lee Haeun, basketball player)
(Sweet Potato)
We are sweet potatoes.
Frustrating sweet potatoes.
Smart phone.
The Wi-Fi password is...
I...
1...
No, that's a lowercase L.
0...
0... 0...
My phone.
Read your texts.
The air bubbles... The air bubbles...
The air...
We are sweet potatoes.
Frustrating sweet potatoes.
Time to eat.
Perilla leaves.
Quail eggs.
I'll just eat instant noodles.
We are sweet potatoes.
Frustrating sweet potatoes.
The end.
(Refreshing Statements)
Man, I'm really sweating here.
It sure feels nice.
Let's see what's on the news.
- It started. / - Customer 4.
Your rice punch is ready.
Alright! Coming!
Oh, gosh. Time to watch my drama.
Let's watch my drama.
Lady, look here.
Put that down.
What are you doing? I was going to watch the news.
Why'd you change the channel?
Weren't you on your way to eat?
I'm going to watch my drama.
I was going to get my rice punch
and watch the news.
You can catch the news again at 10.
You can watch your drama at home.
I have to watch the 9 o'clock news.
I have to watch the original airing of my drama.
Today is the last episode.
Lady, this might be the last day of your life.
Why are you being so stubborn?
I was watching the news first.
You can't just change the channel
to watch this ridiculous drama.
If you're Korean, you should watch the news
to see how the country is running.
It runs just fine even if you don't watch the news.
You're the one driving me crazy.
I sat down to watch my drama
and you showed up out of nowhere.
This is the last episode of this drama.
We'll see if the male lead lives or dies.
But you're making me miss this important scene.
Even as I'm arguing with you now,
the male lead is on the brink of death!
Look here, lady.
Don't worry. The lead will never die.
A drama lead could survive falling off a cliff.
They can survive drowning, car accidents
and incurable diseases.
And even if they die, they come back to life.
I guarantee you...
The lead will live longer than you, lady.
Why are you so hung up over watching
the original airing of something so obvious?
People obsessed with dramas
go to the salon and say,
"Make me as pretty as the female lead."
Then they go back home,
look in the mirror and cuss out the hairdresser
without considering how they look.
Mister, did they give your brain a scrubbing too?
You're being ridiculous.
So what if I watch dramas? What is it to you?
You think you're so great
because you watch the news?
Have you ever contributed anything
to this world from watching the news?
Where were you during the inter-Korean summit?
Where were you during the family reunions?
Where were you when apartment costs
in Seoul started skyrocketing?
I'm sure you were just watching the news.
Men that watch the news and think they're smart
act like they know everything about the country,
yet they know nothing about their wives.
Lady, you're being totally ridiculous.
Why are you talking about my family, lady?
I should stick your lips to the wall of the ice room.
Mister, do you have a license at being annoying?
Do you want a beating inside this sauna?
Lady, have you lost your mind?
What's your problem?
Do you want me to give you a black eye?
You'd better stop before I slap you!
Want me to slap you silly?
- Hit me! Hit me! / - Forget it! Quiet!
Quiet! I'm watching my drama.
What do you think you're doing?
Give that back!
Geez!
Why are you so strong, lady?
You're just weak, mister!
- What are you talking about? / - Goodness!
My gosh! Where did you just touch me?
That was sexual harassment!
According to article 11 on sexual abuse,
a person that sexually abuses someone
on public transit, concerts or public places
can be imprisoned for up to 1 year
or be fined up to $3,000.
If it's rape,
according to article 29 on rape,
that's up to 10 years in prison
or a fine up to $15,000.
Since we're on the subject,
I'll make it so your face is on the news.
As the sauna molester!
Lady, don't come up with wild stories
just because you like dramas.
Fine! Want me to slap you silly?
Shut your mouth before I make you!
- You think I can't? / - I should teach you a lesson!
- How dare you? / - What are you talking about?
Oh, please!
Why's it so loud in here?
What's good with the baseball game?
Let's watch, boss.
Why aren't you saying anything?
Don't you want to watch the news?
I'm watching the sports report.
It's live.
Didn't you want to watch your drama?
Sports are like an unscripted drama.
- It's a hit! / - Homerun!
It's over!
Homerun! Applause!
(Are You Human?)
I think this is the place.
Let me ask Dr. Jo.
Hologram.
Video chat.
Show me Dr. Jo.
Dr. Hong.
- Dr. Jo. / - Yeah.
I've arrived at the place where the alien is.
- Good. / - Yes.
Capture him alive for our research.
Alright.
I prepared something you can use
to fight him just in case.
It's the fantastic crystal cube.
Fantastic crystal cube?
Here!
That's a lunch box.
Shut it!
Why?
Sending.
How will I fight him with this?
No, pack one.
- Pack a lunch? / - I want sweet and sour pork!
I know there will be leftovers.
End call.
What kind of scientist is he?
Let me see who the alien is first.
- Excuse me, I'd like to see a menu. / - Sure.
- Here you go. / - Thank you.
What's with your arm?
I have a long arm.
If it makes you uncomfortable, I'll cut it off.
Get rid of this.
Regeneration.
That was...
That was a fake arm.
Oh, yes, it was a fake arm.
It was an event for this restaurant.
- I'd like to order. / - Sure.
I'll have this, this and this.
Sir, I'm sorry. I didn't quite see.
Can you tell me again?
This, this, this...
This, this, this, this...
You're an alien!
I'm not, sir.
Why do you keep suspecting me?
You're making me so...
What are you doing?
So sad.
I'm so sad.
You're an alien!
An alien...
I am not, sir.
Don't be ridiculous.
I'm going to capture you!
Take this! It's a stun gun.
You're being electrocuted.
What are you doing?
91... 92... Finished charging.
He charged his phone with the stun gun!
No, sir.
This is a shotgun.
Take this!
The shotgun is making him dance!
Stop it!
That's it. Force field.
You fool.
You're not getting out of there.
What's this sound?
No... No...
What the...
He shattered the force field!
Where are these coming from?
These...
Where did these come from?
That's it. Get me Dr. Jo!
Did you pack me some sweet and sour pork?
- That's not the issue! / - Shut it!
Why are you keep telling me to shut it?
My attacks don't work on the alien.
Then it's time for plan B.
What's plan B?
Order combo B!
Two bowls of noodles with garlic chicken!
Call end.
It's up to you to get some free dumplings.
What is he talking about?
Geez...
That's right.
You would've never imagined, but I'm an alien.
Oh, really?
Now that my identity has been revealed...
- You said it yourself. / - Shut it!
Why do they keep telling me to shut it?
Now that my identity has been revealed,
it's time to carry out my plan.
What are you talking about?
Why did you come to Earth?
Why are you employed at this Chinese restaurant?
I'm going to be eating at this Chinese restaurant.
Hello, this is... Of Alien TV.
I'll be eating sweet and sour pork on camera.
If you don't know whether to pour the sauce on or dip,
then arm pit eat like me!
Arm pit? What is that?
What's arm pit eat?
Delicious.
Go back to your planet!
They used too much cinnamon though.
(Two Job Republic)
So, this is the traditional market in Two Job Republic.
So much to see.
Try some of this delicious watermelon.
Oh, that looks good.
I'll take a watermelon.
I'll pick the best one out for you, sir.
What the...
Hold on.
What are you doing?
I run this shop and I perform feats of strength
in Two Job Republic!
Oh, I see.
Is this watermelon ripe?
- Want to try one? / - Yes.
I'll give you some of this.
Try some.
What are you doing?
Forget it. I'm not buying.
Gross... Geez...
What's this?
- Salute, I'm a policeman. / - Yes.
Why did you spit on the street?
He force-fed me watermelon.
Do you know how much you can get fined for this?
How much?
For spitting on the street...
How much is the fine?
I'm just a tourist, so I don't know.
He's already stuck on the first question.
What are you doing?
I'm a policeman and a quiz show host.
Geez, I got nervous for nothing.
Where are you going?
What is it?
Do you know what happens
if you don't pay the fine?
What happens?
1. You die!
2. The death penalty!
3. Dismemberment!
What is your answer?
It all leads to death!
Correct!
Please let it slide! I'm sorry.
I won't do it again.
- I'll let it slide, so no more spitting. / - Okay.
- Watch yourself. / - Yes.
Man, the laws here are so strict.
10 pairs for $5. Buy some socks.
Wow, that's cheap.
I'll take a pair.
It's good you came. Our socks are really strong.
Look. I'm wearing a pair now...
Hi, buddy. Who are you?
What are you doing?
I sell socks and
I tell children's stories.
Hi, I'm Sock-o.
Do you want to know where I live?
Not really.
Would you be quiet?
What are you doing? Gross!
Would you like to buy a pair?
Yes, I'll take one pair.
Sure, here you go.
Where's the other sock?
Hi, buddy. Here I am.
Don't you want to know where I live?
No!
Would you be quiet?
What are you doing?
Buddy, your breath smells like feet.
It does not!
Is my mouth a foot?
Foot! That's correct!
You pass stage 2!
What are you talking about?
Go away.
What a weirdo.
- Are you a tourist? / - Yes.
These watches look just like the real thing.
Take a look.
I'm fine.
Hey! They look just like the luxury brands.
These are top quality. One for $30.
That's cheap.
Pick one.
Then I'll take this one.
- This one? / - Yes.
This one is $48,000, sir.
Why is a knockoff so pricy?
I sell knockoffs...
- And the real thing. / - What?
Sir, you shouldn't buy a knockoff for this watch.
Watch. Compare the real ones with the knockoffs.
You can't spot any differences.
Don't they look the same?
They do...
Are you selling knockoffs here?
I'm taking those knockoffs. Give them here.
Hold on.
Which ones are the knockoffs?
They look so alike that I can't tell.
You don't know?
Which ones are the knockoffs?
What?
1. The watches on his left arm.
2. The watches on his right arm.
3. His face!
What?
I'm not sure.
- Would you like to eliminate an option? / - Yes.
Which option would you like to eliminate?
I'll eliminate 3. His face.
3.
- You've eliminated his face. / - What the...
You're out! His face is the knockoff!
How is my face a knockoff?
This guy is so fake.
What are you talking about?
Don't be ridiculous! What a weirdo.
Hello there.
I'm Mayor Jeong Haecheol.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Mayor Jeong Haecheol. Nice to meet you.
Were you at city hall?
- I was at the White House. / - What?
Look for Waiter Trump at the White House!
What are you doing?
I'm a mayor and a nightclub waiter.
I'll set you up with someone that you'll marry!
What kind of mayor says stuff like that?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Let me set you up with a guy.
Just once.
I just came here to drink.
Hey! Why are the guys here so lame?
Why would you vomit?
(Come On!)
Step, step, step.
5, 6, 7, 8.
1, 2, 3, 4...
5, 6, 7, 8.
1, 2, 3, 4...
5, 6, 7, 8.
Hello, I'm Michael!
Forget about all your stress and concerns
through exercise!
Here we go!
1, 2, 3, 4...
5, 6, 7, 8.
Basic. 1, 2... Forget about all your stress
and concerns through exercise!
- Michael. / - Oh, yeah.
I got the latest cell phone model.
Oh, it's too small,
so it's hard to listen and talk?
No.
The earphones are too short?
- No. / - What is it?
I got this since it has a nice camera,
but my face comes out too big.
Oh, really?
Then just stay back there. I'll take a photo.
Michael!
Where are you going?
Now your head looks small!
Come on!
1, 2, 3, 4...
5, 6, 7, 8.
- Basic. 1, 2, 3, 4... / - Michael!
There's a lot of talk about the Asian Games athletes
being exempt from the military.
Really?
- Yes, but BTS... / - Come on!
1, 2, 3... Come on!
- What is it? / - Come on! Come on!
- Come on! / - Alright.
Come on! Come on!
- Come on! / - Michael!
Where did you go for your military service?
Come on.
- 1, 2, 3, 4... / - What?
What?
Did he not go?
Basic. 1, 2, 3, 4...
People, am I handsome?
No!
- No? / - No!
If not... Come on.
- 1, 2, 3, 4... / - What the...
5, 6, 7, 8.
Basic. People, am I handsome?
Yes!
You all lied.
Come on.
- 1, 2, 3, 4... / - What's his deal?
How do we even answer?
5, 6, 7, 8. Basic.
Now my partner, Chris, will give you a great life tip.
Chris, what's your tip of the day?
How to handle a thug.
- Just remember 3 things. / - 3 things?
- Eyes. / - Eyes.
- Courage. / - Courage.
- Fast hands. / - Fast hands.
- Fast hands. / - Fast hands?
Here you go!
I was fast.
Come on.
What to do when your wife finds your secret stash.
Just remember these 3 things.
Eyes, courage, fast hands.
Honey, hold on.
Here you go.
Here...
Come on.
1, 2, 3, 4...
- 1, 2, 3, 4... / - Michael!
- I have a concern too. / - What is it?
The neck hole keeps stretching out on my shirt.
Geez...
I look so pretty!
Come on!
Forget about all your stress and concerns
through exercise!
5, 6, 7, come on!
1, 2, 3, 4...
5, 6, 7, 8.
Fly, 1, 2, 3, 4...
5, 6, 7, 8.
(How Awkward 1)
Feel the burn. 1, 2...
One more, one more.
How awkward.
I'm the personal trainer.
Sir, what are you doing?
I'm sorry. I've always wanted to try that.
You always joke around.
Your face looks bloated. I bet you drank last night.
I told you not to drink.
How awkward.
We drank together.
Anyway, let's exercise.
How awkward.
Nobody is looking.
How's that? Feel it.
How about here?
Excuse me...
I'm sorry but...
Can you teach me how to work out?
Is this what you do?
Like this, like this. Is this what you do?
How awkward.
This is really awkward.
How awkward.
(Call Center)
Hello, I'm Jeong Haecheol,
operator for trips to Africa.
I'm Lee Hyeonjeong, operator for stockings.
I'm Yang Seonil, operator for
the newest smart phone.
Buy a millstone.
This millstone can grind anything!
Ma'am, this smart phone is the latest model.
Get one for your husband as a gift.
He'll be so happy that his...
Butt will get perkier.
It's very tight.
And our stockings are very easy to put on.
Because...
The guide will do everything for you.
And this is the highlight of our tour in Africa.
The locals...
You'll become a slave.
Don't be a slave to your plan. Just buy our phone.
And our smart phone has a great camera.
If you zoom-in on the photos you take, the skin...
It's made of basalt.
100% basalt.
The elderly like tofu and bean curds.
But what they like the most is...
Fishnet stockings.
Blackpink wore our stockings on stage.
Our stockings are great for improving your figure.
Just put them on and your belly fat...
Is wild.
You can enjoy the wildness of Africa.
And some husbands don't like
to carry luggage for you.
For guys like that...
Get a new one every 2 years.
That's how long the plan is.
And our smart phone is very easy to use.
As soon as you install the SIM card...
Grind it up!
It works great!
And the best thing about our smart phone is that
it has a 64-bit 10-nanometer processor
with a 2.7 GHz Octa-core processor.
I bet none of that makes sense.
But don't worry. You'll have an interpreter with you.
Ma'am, vacation season is coming up.
You should take a trip far away with your family...
It becomes bean powder.
It's so fine and smooth.
And how did it feel when you went to the countryside
and saw your grandma working a millstone?
Very sexy.
Show off your figure to your husband
with our stockings on.
Then your husband will probably say...
No handle.
That's why we'll throw in an extra handle.
And it's very easy to use this millstone.
Just place the bottom stone on top.
It can charge wirelessly.
No need for a cable.
So buy one today.
If you buy today, for your car...
I'll throw in a mortar and pestle.
And for the touch screen...
We'll throw in toe socks.
And our service center is very close...
Come to Africa!
Ma'am, thank you for your purchase.
(How Awkward 2)
- Thank you. / - Thank you.
Honey, this place is so nice.
It's just us here.
Know why?
I rented out this entire place for you.
Really? You're amazing, honey!
How awkward.
We just have no customers today.
Excuse me, I'd like to order.
I'll have this.
Sure, right away.
- This is so nice. / - Right?
Sir, here's your order.
Try the caramelized onions with the truffles.
You'll feel like you're in Switzerland.
How awkward.
This is a Korean restaurant.
Thank you.
- Enjoy. / - Let's eat.
This looks great.
Honey!
What's with this ring?
How awkward.
I didn't put that in there.
How awkward.
That's my ring!
When did I drop my wedding ring in there?
I prepared an event.
Will you marry me, Sora?
How awkward.
Today is our wedding anniversary.
How awkward.
(The Everything Show)
The amazing show starts now!
The team to open up our show will show you
feats of strength more powerful than the Avengers!
Hello.
We've been practicing feats of strength for 10 years.
- I'm Gupal! / - And I'm Chilsip.
Gupal and Chilsip!
We are not here to sell things.
We're here to show you feats...
Windbreakers for sale.
Fall is almost here.
Buy a windbreaker.
- A windbreaker... / - Hey!
What are you doing?
It's not like that...
You fool!
It's reversible.
For the feats of strength, we'll show you...
Someone will lie down over these platforms
and have a person stand on their stomach.
You're amazing, Chilsip!
Gupal will do it!
What?
Huh?
- Chilsip. / - Yeah?
I can't do it.
- You can't? / - That's right!
We need to talk things over.
Gupal, follow me.
Gupal, if you do this,
I won't make purchases on your phone anymore.
No wonder my cell phone bill came to $300!
Then I'll do it.
Very good!
Careful.
Just hang in there.
We did it!
Gupal, are you okay?
We sell washboards too.
Don't sell things here!
How about showing us those washboard abs?
Oh, shucks.
Come backstage if you want to buy one!
Get out of here!
The next show is a top trending search term!
It's the genius traditional singers!
Hello!
We're the last remaining traditional singers in this era.
- We're Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
The story we'll tell you today is
"Gold Axe, Silver Axe."
The woodcutter was sad after he dropped
his axe in a pond.
Then the mountain god came out
with an axe and said this!
♪ This is our link together ♪
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
♪ Out of mountain gods, bachelors and tricks ♪
♪ The best is the president ♪
People come first.
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
The mountain god was impressed by
the woodcutter's honesty.
He showed up with both the gold and silver axes
and said this to the woodcutter!
♪ Gold axe for sale, silver axe for sale ♪
- ♪ Gold for a great deal ♪ / - Nonsense!
Nonsense!
♪ Out of axes, moss and vests ♪
♪ The best is "The Ugly Duckling" ♪
That's during our time slot!
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
The bad woodcutter heard about the kind woodcutter
and insisted to the mountain god
that the gold axe was his.
This is what the mountain god said to him!
You're playing games with me from the beginning?
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
♪ Out of games, diving and essentials ♪
♪ The best is furious brushing ♪
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
The genius traditional singers.
- Hey, host. / - Yes?
We're so famous now
that our fans got us a teddy bear.
- It even talks. / - What does it say?
Nonsense!
Get out of here!
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
Introducing the next show!
It's the Three Fat Tenors!
- ♪ Beef ♪ / - ♪ Knee ♪
♪ Cartilage ♪
♪ Soup ♪
♪ A long night of shrimp burgers ♪
That's a surprise.
Shrimp burgers?
With fries and cola.
I could eat that all night.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Bam, hot pot and barbecue ♪
You startled me!
Is it hot pot or barbecue?
There's a place that serves both?
Yes.
♪ Sounds good ♪
Lee Sora's song!
♪ The instant noodles are bloating ♪
You can't let the noodles bloat!
But it means more food.
Wow, you're a genius!
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I'm hungry, sounds good, I want some ♪
♪ Back in my school days ♪
♪ We had loach soup together ♪
What? What?
Loach soup?
With a bowl of white rice dumped in.
And some pepper.
And then...
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ When I'm lonely ♪
♪ Who will console me? ♪
♪ I am your eternal friend ♪
Eat up!
♪ You are our ♪
♪ Brothers in food ♪
It's spicy seafood noodles.
(Ms. Shin)
- Director Jang! Director Jang! / - Yes?
- I'm so upset! / - Why?
Why wasn't I paid for episodes
5 and 6 of our drama?
You weren't in episodes 5 and 6.
I wasn't in them?
Yes, you ran away with money in episode 4.
So that's why I was dragged in by my hair in episode 7.
No wonder it felt bare up here.
You're the best at laughing over awkward situations.
- Please be good to me, Director Jang. / - Okay.
Hello, director.
Taehun!
Oh, right. Congrats.
I heard you became the spokesmodel for childbirth.
Yes.
I took photos in the morning.
- I'm going to do my best. / - Congrats.
Director, you should think about
having a second kid.
A second kid?
I'm not even married. Way to jump the gun.
Work on your acting with her.
Yes, director.
Taehun, Taehun.
- You're the spokesmodel for childbirth? / - Yes.
Back in my heyday, I was the spokesmodel
for the "Just have one kid" movement.
How long ago was that?
No internet or smart phones back then.
We had nothing else to do at night, so...
- Ms. Shin. / - Yeah?
Can you help me with my acting?
Sure, sure. What's the scene today?
A guy and a girl that have been long-time friends
talk about their feelings for each other.
What is it?
That's so sweet that I'm getting a cavity.
I'm in character now.
- Okay, then let’s get started. / - Okay.
Who do you think you are? Gang Dongwon?
Let's walk together.
I didn't bring an umbrella.
Get closer.
You'll get wet.
Why is your hand still on me?
Good question...
It's what my heart wants.
What?
Actually...
I've always liked you.
I'm sorry.
What is it? Did you see the gap in my teeth?
I spat too much in my heyday.
It's not that.
This is my first kissing scene with an umbrella.
I'm worried if I can pull it off.
You can't pull it off?
All actors should be able to
pull off their role...
I think I'm good now.
I guess our organs are connected.
Jinx!
Let's try one last time.
Alright.
Actually...
I've always liked you.
Actually...
I've been waiting for you to say that.
I...
Like you too.
Ms. Shin, it just says you act shy in the script.
Goodness!
Goodness gracious! I got too into it!
I just act shy?
Yes, you act shy as you glance at me.
Goodness gracious!
How do you act shy as you glance at someone?
Like this?
Ms. Shin!
- Hey, Nami. / - Hi.
Hello, Ms. Shin.
Hey there.
Taehun, the director is looking for you.
Ms. Shin, thank you for helping me with my acting.
Ms. Shin, you're eating nuts?
I bet your skin is nice
because you're always eating nuts.
Hey.
You have to be born with skin like this!
If you want to get nice skin from eating nuts,
you have to eat 5 tons.
You'll have to eat 10 tons.
Can you please help me rehearse?
Go ahead and run your mouth.
Okay, here I go.
Lady, are you insane?
You got water all over me!
I'm sorry.
I didn't know you were there.
Don't you know who I am?
This school belongs to my dad.
Lady, I could get you fired.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I'll...
I'll wipe you dry.
I'm sorry.
Why do something you have to apologize for?
Well?
Pay me for my clothes.
Pay me!
Goodness...
I can't take this anymore.
I can't take this anymore!
- Goodness, hey! / - Yes?
Didn't you see me slap your chin?
Goodness... Hey!
Did I hit you that hard?
Someone might think
Mike Tyson hit you with an uppercut.
You're trying to make everyone hate me!
Young people these days are so scary.
So scary!
I'm sorry.
- Goodness, hey! / - Yes.
Didn't you see me slap your chin several times?
Ms. Shin.
What the...
- I thought it was Mr. Tong. / - No.
- Ms. Shin. / - Director Jang.
Congratulations.
All 3 of our leads in our drama got
a commercial deal from "B" cell phone company.
My goodness! Our drama is a hit!
Now I'll get to move house.
Director, I'm already a model for "S" cell phones.
Really?
Oh, right.
Nobody can be in the commercial if Nami drops out.
Goodness...
Gosh, they're flying away.
My money and new house are all flying away.
Nami!
I'm going to blow you away today!
Go fly away!
(So Touching)
Did you see the soccer game this week?
So... What are you all talking about?
It's nothing.
Our numbers for this month are out.
Everyone, give Deputy Yang a round of applause!
- Deputy Yang. / - Yes?
You got the worst numbers.
The worst!
You were our last choice!
You always have the worst numbers!
One more time and you're fired!
Hang in there, Deputy Yang.
He's so mean.
Hello?
Oh, yes, sir.
Yes.
You no longer want to do business with us?
I just don't want to! What is it to you?
Oh, it's not like that...
If I lose your business,
I'll be fired at work.
That's your problem!
Do I really need to care about a mere deputy?
Pardon? A mere deputy?
Sir. Sir.
What happened?
He doesn't want to do business with us anymore.
What?
Is that the best you could do?
Geez!
Yes, hello. This is Chief Song.
You no longer want to do business with us?
Yes...
Let me put you on with Deputy Yang.
I want you to apologize for being rude to him!
Chief!
But...
What if we lose our client?
Hey!
You're more precious than that client!
My heart!
Such a warm-hearted man!
Chief!
I have to go see a different client.
Get back to work!
Yes, chief.
The chief was so nice.
What a relief.
Hold on.
I turned off the AC earlier.
Who turned it back on?
Turn it off now.
It's kind of hot during the day.
I said to turn it off!
I'll turn it off a bit later.
Why are you talking back?
Turn it off now!
Manager Jeong has a cold!
Chief!
I'll be responsible for Manager Jeong's cold!
Jujube tea!
Black herbal tea!
Chinese herbal medicine!
He's like Heo Jun!
Chief!
Be careful you all don't catch colds!
Yes, chief.
Mr. CEO.
Hello, Mr. CEO.
- Are you all working hard? / - Yes.
There's nothing fun these days.
How about a team dinner? It's been a while.
A team dinner?
A team dinner sounds great!
Why don't the rest of you look happy?
Oh, no...
Team dinners are a part of work too!
Good teamwork means better results!
Deputy Im.
Come on. Make the reservation.
Yes, I'd like to make a reservation.
For five people.
Hey.
Why five people? You mean four!
Pardon?
I'd make things uncomfortable.
Take this and eat up!
And feel free to badmouth me!
Mr. CEO!
If you don't show up,
the others will feel uncomfortable!
I should sit out too.
The second round of drinks is on me!
They're so tactful!
Mr. CEO, chief, we love you!
(Love Ladder)
I know nothing about dating.
I'm the clueless Seo Taehun.
I don't date.
I'm Yoo Minsang, the gentleman.
What?
You ate pork belly for lunch...
I didn't say vegetarian.
I know a lot about dating.
I'm Lee Sejin, the dating expert.
I got married after dating.
I'm Park Yeongjin, the married man.
Geez...
I'm so jealous of these two.
Why?
You went to Gangneung with a girl...
Watch your mouth.
Don't say strange things.
For real, people.
No, stop making things up.
This is what I want to talk about.
I want to tell the ladies here about
the type of guy that you shouldn't date.
A guy with a complicated past.
He's talking about himself.
How can you tell?
It's not that hard.
Use the 3-second rule.
When you're at a nice restaurant...
"Honey, the pasta here is so good.
Who did you come here with?"
1, 2, 3.
With a friend. Just a friend.
He took 3 seconds to answer.
It's because he thought of someone.
And keep this in mind.
Guys do not go out to eat pasta with other guys.
That's true.
He definitely went with a girl.
- That never happens. / - They're so nervous.
And there's also the parrot rule.
Parrot?
"Honey, how many girls have you dated?"
"How many girls have I dated?"
He parrots the question back!
He's thinking of a moderate number.
If he says he's never dated, that would be a lie.
But if he answers honestly, he'd get yelled at.
Saying just 1 or 2 girls would hurt his pride.
And he's thinking all these thoughts
in that short moment when he repeats the question.
But...
"Honey, how many girls have you dated?"
"What are you talking about?
You're the only girl for me, you dummy."
That means he's a player!
- Why? / - That's a player?
He's been in this situation so many times already!
It's like an automatic response.
The "you" in "You're the only girl for me"
could be Dahye, Sora, Hyeseon or Nayeong.
It could be anyone!
You should not date guys like this.
Then what kind of guy should you date?
- You should date me! / - Why?
- Why you? / - Why?
Listen. As for me...
I don't know any nice restaurants
and I am not a parrot.
So what did you do at Gangneung recently?
So what did I do at Gangneung recently?
- Why are you repeating the question? / - Parrot!
Are you a parrot?
- He's a parrot. / - What are you thinking of?
See, everyone?
Rather than meet a guy like him, just don't date.
Let's drop the nonsense.
I'm here to talk about something important.
I want to talk about how the landmarks
in Seoul have become seriously contaminated.
Couples have ruined all these beautiful places.
Let's talk about Cheonggyecheon first.
The beautiful stream in our city.
A place of rest for the people.
A place that foreigners call beautiful and wonderful.
Couples ruined that place!
- Why? / - They always splash each other...
"Honey, that's cold!"
That's just...
That's what they do!
- He's angry. / - He's really mad.
Some of you might know, but Cheonggyecheon...
- Was meant for single people. / - Why?
Back when they had the bridge
and someone like me passed under it...
"Young man!"
"I have some racy stuff here."
And you could buy video tapes.
I miss those shady guys.
I can't take this anymore.
I plan on spending a lot of money
to release piranhas in Cheonggyecheon.
Why? Why?
As well as electric eels.
- Why? / - That way...
"Honey..."
It'll be very thrilling.
The city of Seoul should
allow me to bring in piranhas!
What are you talking about?
And that's not all.
There's somewhere that needs serious help.
Hangang Park.
More like Hangang Couples' Park.
They all lay out mats or pitch tents.
What are they doing in there?
Bring them all out!
Who does Hangang belong to originally?
"The Host."
Director Bong Joonho's "The Host!"
I guess my wish came true.
They built a sculpture of "The Host" at Hangang.
I saw that.
This needs to be all over Hangang.
One isn't enough.
We need a lot of these.
I need your help, people.
This will cost a lot.
If we can't get enough of these,
I'll lie down in one spot at Hangang.
I'd be scarier!
So... The city of Seoul
should place Yoo Minsang...
I mean, "The Host" sculptures
all over Hangang!
♪ Make more sculptures ♪
This is why none of you are married!
Happiness...
Comes after you get married.
Hello, I've been married for 2 years. I love my wife!
I'm Park Yeongjin.
Very nice.
As for me,
my wife is so lovely...
That she even looks pretty when she sleeps.
That's why I wish she'd always be asleep.
Hold on. That's going too far.
That's how happy I am.
Before I got married and I lived alone,
I never bothered with coupons or points.
But now, my pretty wife is on top of all that.
When you spend $1,000 at the department store,
you get a $10 gift certificate.
But when you spend $3,000,
you get a $50 gift certificate.
So she spent $3,000 right on the spot.
We got $50 for free!
We almost got
a $10 gift certificate instead.
What a close call.
And with the gift certificate,
she bought me a t-shirt.
Hold on.
What the...
This is it.
This t-shirt cost me $3,050.
That?
That was $3,050?
My wife bought me this t-shirt!
♪ I like TT ♪
- You're crying. / - Are you crying?
These are tears of joy!
I'm so happy!
And another thing. Before I got married,
I wanted to meet a girl that likes babies.
My pretty wife loves babies.
As soon as she gets home,
she opens up our shoe closet to check on her babies.
"Oh, my Louis Vuitton babies.
My Prada babies.
My limited edition babies.
My new babies."
She loves babies,
which makes me so happy!
We don't have 2 boys and 5 girls.
We have 2 pairs of boots and 5 pairs of heels.
When I see my wife get so happy over heels,
I realize she's head over heels for heels.
She loves her babies.
She's always calling them her babies.
What's surprising is that
she calls me a big baby too.
I guess she really loves me.
Oh! I shouldn't be here.
I should get home.
- Why? / - Why?
My wife bought some new babies from overseas.
I want to tear them up!
- Don't! / - Don't!
- Calm down! / - See that? We're all actually...
Very happy!